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Black hole eats Moon

NASA shrinks the Moon!

Top secret space agency experiments go horribly wrong

The Moon is shrinking and by 2012 it will have vanished completely, warn astrophysics conspiracy experts. And it's all the fault of top secret NASA experiments that have gone badly wrong.

Whistleblower organization NASAConspiracyWatch has obtained images under a Freedom of Information request that clearly show wrinkles forming on the lunar surface - some of them very recent.

"It's possible that the Moon's diameter has decreased by as much as 300ft since we started taking measurements," says William H Carpenter, head of the Carpenter Foundation for Belief in Science. "After we broke the story, NASA has started trying to add its own spin, calling the shrinkage natural and ancient. It's anything but."

So-called 'lobate scarps', photographed by NASA's spy satellite, the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter (LRO), are giant wrinkles formed as the Moon's core shrinks and the surface contracts. The fact that some of these run through young craters prove that the shrinkage is recent.

Shrinking Moon 

"There can only be one explanation," says Carpenter. "Or maybe two."

He points to lunar bombing raids carried out by the US Air Force under the guise of NASA missions. "These were intended to destroy underground alien bases," says Carpenter, "but there has almost certainly been some collateral damage. It's possible that the Moon's crust has been compromised allowing the escape of gases and, you know, other stuff. Now the Moon is collapsing like a punctured balloon."

However, Carpenter says a more probable explanation is that the disappearing Moon is the result of a scientific experiment that went badly wrong. What's more, the scientists were warned this could happen.

"We're all familiar with the controversy over the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), which is purported to be buried under Switzerland," says Carpenter. "Scientists knew that attempts to create the Higgs boson with such large energies would lead to the creation of a black hole. Well, now that's happened."

Carpenter points out that scientists at CERN in Switzerland have so far failed to produce any data, or even get their collider up to full power.

"The reason is simple," says Carpenter. "The LHC isn't there. It's on the Moon."

Moon caveA secret international cabal of scientists have colluded with NASA to move the LHC to the recently discovered Mare Ingenii moon cave (pictured right). "The only thing buried under Switzerland is Nazi gold," says Carpenter.

"They've powered up the LHC, smashed those atoms and created the first artificial black hole," Carpenter adds. "And now it's eating the Moon. The problem is, once it's finished with the Moon, we're next."


Tags: NASA space conspiracy science

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Reply #6 on : Wed October 03, 2012, 12:53:17
i think this is just plain wrong. blasting a hole in the moon!! now we know why it is preidcted that the earth will end in 2012, isn't that about how long it will take whatever they blast out of the moon to reach earth? they could have atleast taken a vote before deciding to start destroying another planet. it's bad enough that we've destroyed earth the way that we have by drilling into it. our government is so messed up!
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Reply #5 on : Fri May 04, 2012, 10:40:41
Really a bombing is a miseomnr in that there will be no explosive bomb, only a chunk of a spacecraft being crashed into a crater of the moon near a pole at 2600 mph to puncture the crust and kick up some dust, hopefully revealing some water/ice that might be just below the surface. The moon is pelted all of the time with meteorites and small asteroids that have caused the huge craters there over time. This is due to no atmosphere there as we have on Earth which burns them up here most of time. We call them shooting stars . Also without an atmosphere, some explosives needing oxygen wouldn't work anyway plus they wouldn't want to vaporize any water that might be there!The spacecraft which has been doing other research for the past couple of weeks wouldn't be brought back to Earth anyway, so might as well crash it.
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Reply #4 on : Sat September 03, 2011, 11:17:00
The moon is shrinking but the mass remains the same (it is simply denser) therefore the tides are unaffected.
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Reply #3 on : Sat September 03, 2011, 08:42:55
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is likely the funniest theory I have seen to date. Good one!
roger pikestaff
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Reply #2 on : Sat September 03, 2011, 08:06:17
so the moon is shrinking, yet we are still having the same amount of tides every twelve hours?
Izz khalida
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Reply #1 on : Fri July 29, 2011, 05:21:04
When we would be next that will be the end of humanity, and dooms day will arrive as there earth will slowly fade allowing the gases out, perhaps oxygen, might as well fade out of earth and stop the source of Living organism.. and the shrinking of the earth will fade out the earth and once the earth has vanished, there will be No history left because all people will convert into nothing to an extinction level...