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Scientists prove Turin Shroud is genuine

Italian scientists have proven the Turin Shroud is the real face of Christ - and atheists paid them to do it!

Turin ShroudAn Italian scientist has proven that the Turin Shroud - a sheet that bears the miraculous image of the crucified Christ - is genuine and shows the real face of Jesus. And the research was paid for by a bunch of non-believers!

Luigi Garlaschelli, a professor of organic chemistry at the University of Pavia, exactly reproduced the shroud using materials he says were easily available in medieval times.

Prof Garlaschelli laid a linen sheet over an assistant, rubbed it with an acid-soaked pigment and baked the sheet in an oven for that authentic 'biblical' look.

"The result is spooky," said businessman Jack Betise, an acknowledged expert in religion, the occult and the paranormal. "It's an exact replica of the Holy Shroud."

The Italian prof's research was funded by a group of atheists and agnostics, trying to prove that the real Turin Shroud could have been manufactured by con artists in the Middle Ages.

Two decades ago, carbon dating of the original Shroud dated it to between 1260 and 1390, but many Christians have maintained that it is the real thing - the burial cloth laid over Jesus after he was taken down from the cross.

"Professor Garlaschelli has shown, beyond reasonable doubt, that the image on the Turin Shroud was formed by direct contact with a real body," said Betise. "This completely blows out of the water any theories about it being a 'painting' or some other kind of fake. There has to have been a body. And, obviously, that body must have been our Lord Jesus Christ. Just look at the face. Who else could it have been?"

The image produced by Prof Garlaschelli was made even more realistic with the addition of blood stains, burn holes, scorches and water stains. He claims that this shows the real Turin Shroud could have been created at any time by anyone. But this is unlikely to worry the faithful, says Betise.

"That's just the usual scientism we've come to expect from these sorts of people," he said. "You know, scientists. As Homer Simpson said, you can prove anything with facts.

"In fact, this shows the strength of faith," added Betise. "Now we know the Shroud was formed by contact with the real Jesus, we can go back to dismissing mere evidence and once again glory in our beliefs."

 

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J.S.
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Reply #2 on : Fri April 08, 2011, 03:59:50
Oh yes it is him!

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you will be amazed!
DAVID ALLARD
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Reply #1 on : Sat May 22, 2010, 19:22:12
EXODUS 15:3 The LORD is a man of war. THOR is his name.
Jesus was King David, and was in prison for years , tried drugs, made love, and slept with Mary Magdeline, a sexually happy, karate expert that hung upside down until he reversed gravity and floated on water. A karate expert and sex expert is a Buddhist Monk. Infinitum north pole ice age and Brown Woolly Mammoth Wool Haired Elephants and green eyed Neanderthal King Davids on his head and both shoulders-HOLY SHROUD -VATICAN-Resurrection of King David 6ft 4in 308 lbs of White German Legendary God of Sex, War and Thunder (THOR) The Lord was a barbarian and warlord. David said slaves submit to your masters, submit to the authorities. The lord was not infinitum cottonsheep haired gorillas on his head and both shoulders,enough monkey business oo oo aa aa, blacks are Gorillas..Remember slaves submit to your masters ..Obama is a demonic rat(democrats are evil.) Israel and America are lands of the free and homes of the brave, they are Republics. Demonic rats (democrats) do not realize Bush was saving Israel.. Read books of wisdom, judges, numbers, death penalties. Godly people do not need to go to church and are Republican , veterans, and police helping save America and the homeland of the chosen jews. All animals and anything meek goes to heaven, especially gays which are born gay. God is about Patriotism, Capitalism, Buddhism, Judaism,
and the true church is Roman Catholic..Lords prayer and blood and body on sunday and no talk about the devil. They (born again christians) worship me with there lips but I know them not, most born agains who are zealous like Sharpton, Jackson, and reverend Wright will fry. Psychologically sound(spiritual people) say God loves you and I love you, have sex and do not go to church. Or are into Patriotism ,Buddhism, Catholicism, and Judaism are good, rest are false. I and my father David are one and the same King Davids (warlords who believe sunday is a day of non judgement). Free world must save Israel and America. God and the son of God and me King David love America and love Israel.. gods are white and lucifers are black..
I am the Lord King David .The black lord that negroes pray to is lucifer .
Jesus was David and slept with a dozen women, i am his great grandson from mary magdelines family tree.. Bush was wonderful saving Israel, the homeland of the jews. I am his great etc... grandson thru mary magdelines bloodline of his son from her giving birth. I was in prison and you loved me.The lord was indeed a convict. The three gods in heaven blessed America and Israel. Republicans, veterans, and police are disciplined trinities and have everlasting life. demonic-rats like Obama fry forever in torment with all the other disloyal blacks who prayed to the black lucifer that they thought was god. The gods love Israel and love america and are willing to die for both countries. The lord brought the judicial system. and brought war, not peace but a sword. Obama should defend Israel. Godly people are Republicans, veterans, and police. Son of David said ,I and my father (David) are one and the same. King David was reborn inside mother mary. America must help defend the homeland of Israel. Holy Spirit is self-discipline. Godly people are Republicans, veterans, and police. We must help Israel.